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soaps for saps

got no time for the human race

rin-please-moan-for-me:

I dont even need to know her status because she has the dead mother hair style

(via cannibalsenpaii)

slipstreamborne:

This is the dirtiest joke I have ever seen on a kids show jesus christ their faces.

(via captainplushbooty)

(via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

(Source: whisqrs, via kaitlinliveshere)

ohimmortales:

nyaa:

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

it’s probably javert

(via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

nercomancer said —
❝ draw some snk!! ❞

infinitenap:

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I’ve been on this website for almost four years and I still don’t know what snk means

thecommonraven:

sassysinglelady:

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  compliments don’t get people killed. 

(via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

(via ka-woru)

catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

(Source: ddnjapan, via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

thelof9:

"hey what’s your sexuality headcanon for that character?"

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(via arcgurren)

yougreaserfuck:

there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
www.barkbuddy.com

go nuts tumblr

(via meteoritis)

missnailaholic:

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

like boys who kill girls after rejection

(via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

fileformat:

do u understand how much this means

(Source: fuckyeahlavernecox, via cteranodon)

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

(via the-problematic-sapiosexual)

planyt:

I need other people to validate that I am important because I can’t do it for myself.

Anna Ladd, 2013, from the series “Things I Told The Internet, But Didn’t Tell My Mom”, an exploration of our backwards modern concept of privacy.

(via cakeqqueen)